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Accidentally in Love-EpilogueAccidentally in Love-Epilogue
After their wedding, Rapunzel and Leezar were both lying in their bed, holding each other close.
"Tell me a story, Leezar.", Rapunzel whispered in his ear.
He kissed her on the cheek. "Once upon a time, there were two mismatched souls who had more in common then they thought...one day, the man was sent to retrieve the girl for an evil purpose."
"And then what?"
"She changed him for the better."
His hair was flowing down his back as he got up to perform the tender act of love-making. She pulled him down closer to him.
"And did they live happily ever after?"
"Oh, I can say they are."
And that was only the beginning for them.
Accidentally in Love, Chp. 5Chapter 5-Love Just Kissed You HELLO!
On the way to Rapunzel's kingdom, she made sure Leezar would give up his bad ways. With a little help from her frying pan.
Snorting Fairy Dust? THWACK!
Obscene Doodles? SLAM!
Trying to feel her up? CLUNK!
Nearly a week later, the carriage arrived at the kingdom. She and Pascal were asleep on Leezar's shoulder when he nudged her.
"Happy Birthday, Princess."
She smiled. Maybe this would be the best birthday she ever had.
The carriage pulled into the castle and the two stepped out in purple and gold attire. She had a gold tiara with onyx stones and a matching necklace. Pascal happily sat on her shoulder, turning purple. The heralds trumpeted their arrival to the king and queen.
Leezar stepped forward. "Your majesties, I was once known as Leezar the Wicked, but now-"
The king sprung to his feet. "The same Leezar the Wicked that burned down numerous villages?! GUARDS!"
"What the hell?! Will you let me finish!" A plasma bolt generated in both hands b
Accidentally in Love, Chp. 4Chapter 4-The Volcano Erupts
That was the noise that woke Rapunzel up early in the morning. Leezar still had his arms around her, and she remembered why she had put her frying pan over his privates. THAT was the noise. She took the pan without looking at his body and walked out to wash it in the stream. Pascal was riding on her shoulder, looking at their reflection. She said, "You know, I have no idea when the two moons will meet...I hope his mothers will believe this."
"It's actually tonight."
She turned around to see Leezar with his hair down, this time wearing black robes with red cuffs. He looked at Pascal. "You know, this is an occurrence that only happens once a century...of course, the last time it happened, the Knights of the Elite Order stopped them. However, none of us have much knowledge of how the dragon spawn is presented. Does it come out that fast? Do we wait a long time?"
Rapunzel looked at him. "Well, does this mean that they'll be fooled easily?"
"I hope so
Accidentally in Love, Chp. 3Chp. 3-The Stabbington Brothers
It was getting dark soon, and the carriage stopped by a clearing in the woods. Leezar got out of the carriage and called down to one of his guards. "Set up camp over here. I need something to take care of.", he said, with a tinge of embarrassment in his voice.
Rapunzel looked at the guards setting up the camp. She clutched her frying pan, hoping that he wouldn't dare try anything while she was asleep. But from a distance, she was being watched.
And watching the carriage were the Stabbington brothers, a pair of crooks whose wanted posters were plastered throughout the kingdom. "Well, it looks like we've found ourselves a gold mine, brother...and that girl isn't a bad prize either.", the oldest spoke, looking at his silent brother.
The tent was almost set up when the two ambushed the guards. Rapunzel tried to stay on the floor of the carriage, but was curious to see the action, peering out of the window. As the guards tried to fend them off, a griffi
Accidentally in Love, Chp. 2Chapter 2-Pulling the...uh, 'Scales' Over Their Eyes
Before leaving the tower, Rapunzel grabbed her trusty frying pan. She was still confused about why Leezar was so interested in Pascal, but if he tried anything, he'd get the flat end of the pan.
The first time outside was not as she imagined. As armed guards stood by an elaborate carriage to lead her in. Gothel had not bothered to even see her off. Rapunzel was starting to doubt if 'mother' was really her 'mother'.
"To my tower, milady." Leezar bowed and helped her up. He got inside and closed the door. Soon they were on their way to a fate Rapunzel couldn't even fathom.
"So, why ARE you interested in Pascal?", she asked, as Pascal sat on her lap and gave Leezar a cold stare.
"I'll start at the beginning. You see, when the two moons eclipse, I will bed you and you will bear a dragon spawn to usher in the age of darkness!" He broke into an insane amount of evil laughter before continuing again. "But, what I really want are my moth
Accidentally in Love Chp. 1Chp. 1
Rapunzel quickly rushed to her bed and Pascal blended into the bookcase. She sat down and called to them. "Come in!"
The door opened and Gothel and the strange man walked in. "Rapunzel my dear, dear daughter, this is Leezar. I've arranged for you to marry him."
Rapunzel was stunned. "Marry? But I thought you said men were nothing but-"
Gothel laughed. "Oh, never mind her! Where does she get these ideas?"
Leezar was at the other end of the room, sniffing Rapunzel's long hair. She glared at him. "Will you knock that off, you pervert?!"
He gave her a seductive look. "Oh, but I quite enjoy a woman with cascading tresses. Although I don't think that this is even going to fit in my carriage." He took his staff and pointed it at the hair by her skirt. In an instant, it cut through, leaving 69 feet of dead, brown hair. Her own hair, however, was still blonde and sparkling with essence. "I don't understand, I thought that it lost its magic when it was cut.", she said.
He smiled. "I l
Accidentally in Love, PrologueRapunzel plopped down on her bed. The miserable, rainy day made her want to pull the covers up and go to sleep. But the two voices downstairs were talking about her.
"You say I can have this potion, I won't have any use for her again? I can just keep my eternal youth forever?"
"Yes, my mothers made it. And you can trust them. Well, most of the time."
That voice...sounded so unfamiliar. She got out of bed to peek downstairs. Pascal scurried out, looking down at the scene from the top step. It was mother, but that other person in the cloak, taller, carrying a staff...was this the type of dangerous man she had been warned against? Rapunzel peeked through the railing.
The man continued on. "Only you have to keep up your end of the bargain. I get the girl."
Rapunzel's heart almost leaped into her throat. He's going to take me away?!
The man lowered the hood of his cloak. His hair was...unusual. And he wore eyeliner. His smile, however, looked more like rocks sticking out haphazardly
MercyOh sweet God how the grassland
ignites in moonlight tonight
I must thank you for creating
her tangled fingers' slow pace
through the handsome rain Her
trochaic kinesthesia to rhythms
in Stravinsky's The Rite of
Spring Is this how you meant
for us to love you Yahweh
Tumbling clumsily down hills
of sheets into perpetually
immutable silence I could love
you like that I think I've been
practicing on this Savanna
for days and months Lost in
her crystal canvas Rolling crests
and troughs And when she touches
me Oh fair Lord I'm dragged into
your city past Gethsemane's
pulsing green and gold
Please hold us together
under this luminous stretch
Oh Father We are live
unclothed Our reflections awash
with the skin of your sun
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